Take off your Carhartts and your bandana
Your name ain’t Suitcase, your name’s Amanda
You haven’t bathed since you left Montana
‘cause your into trains and anarchy
I met you spanging outside of Boston
You said my knuck tats were fucking awesome
you stole a spacebag and dumpstered pizza
‘cause you’re into trains and anarchy
You learned some train songs on ukelele
You eat at bum feeds because you’re lazy
You got a pet rat named Patrick Swayze
‘cause you’re into trains and anarchy
You bought a crew change and pierced your septum
No longer straight-edge but you respect them
You got a dog, but you just neglect him
‘cause you’re into trains and anarchy
This van is your van
This van ain’t my van
From old New Orleans to Staten Island
We could’ve spanged at some travel plaza
But your father paid for you and me
